He's Got Jokes

Last night, as I was preparing dinner, Sean and I were telling each other jokes that we knew when we were kids. I then asked Zane if he new any funny jokes. The conversation goes as follows:

"Yeah, I know some jokes, but I don't want to tell them."

"Why don't you want to tell them? Are they dirty jokes?"

"I'm going to get you! pyew! pyew!" (he was playing with toys, ignoring my question.)

"Are the jokes you know dirty?"


.....long pause.....


"OK, I'll tell you one. What happens when a man eats a bowl?"

"Umm. I don't know. What?"

"He dies."