Free Pancakes

So, IHOP is giving a FREE short stack of pancakes to every customer today until 10pm.

http://www.ihoppancakeday.com/

When I expressed my interest in going to get some FREE pancakes to my husband, he tells me to get in the kitchen and cook him some dinner, because, we can't afford FREE pancakes.

Conversation With Shawnee Via Text

Shawnee: "Your song was just on the bus. Pour some sugar on me!"

Me: "What kind of a band name is Def Leppard, anyway?"

Shawnee: "Retarded. You know its cool to misspell stuff on purpose. Actually, they probably didn't know it was misspelled."

Me: "I guess it could have been an inside joke kind of thing. Or they just thought it was 'totally rad'."

Shawnee: "And nothing says tough rock band like large deaf cats."

Me: "Yeah. Cats that can't hear. Bitchin."

Zane and Christon

This is the little boy that lives across the street named Christon (we thought it was Christian for a while) who comes to play with Zane every chance he gets. He goes to the same school as Zane and he is very polite.

He's Got Jokes

Last night, as I was preparing dinner, Sean and I were telling each other jokes that we knew when we were kids. I then asked Zane if he new any funny jokes. The conversation goes as follows:

"Yeah, I know some jokes, but I don't want to tell them."

"Why don't you want to tell them? Are they dirty jokes?"

"I'm going to get you! pyew! pyew!" (he was playing with toys, ignoring my question.)

"Are the jokes you know dirty?"


.....long pause.....


"OK, I'll tell you one. What happens when a man eats a bowl?"

"Umm. I don't know. What?"

"He dies."

A Year Ago Yesterday

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